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Office mockumentary portrait

Fluorescent lights hum, the printer is jammed again, and you glance at the camera with a look that says everything. A deadpan still from a low-budget workplace mockumentary, starring you.

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From a selfie or a sentence, in about ten seconds. No card needed.

Cubicle examples

Each of these was drawn from one line of text, shown under it. Type your own, or add a selfie instead.

Workplace mockumentary office portrait photo of a young woman with a copper-red bob and round glasses
Made from “19-year-old woman with a messy copper-red bob, round tortoiseshell glasses, chunky green cardigan, curious look”
Workplace mockumentary office portrait photo of a young man with spiky brown hair in a basketball jersey
Made from “21-year-old man with a spiky mop of brown hair, oversized blue basketball jersey with no lettering over a white tee, cheeky grin”
Workplace mockumentary office portrait photo of a golden retriever in a red bandana
Made from “a golden retriever with a realistic, naturally proportioned head turned slightly to one side, long wavy golden fur, mouth open in a happy pant, wearing a red bandana”

What makes it Cubicle

A real-looking photo

Not a drawing: an unpolished documentary still with video grain and real skin texture.

That look to camera

A side-eye, a forced smile, a quiet cringe or a raised eyebrow, aimed straight down the lens.

Fluorescent office light

Flat, unflattering overhead light and drab beige and grey tones, on purpose.

The office around you

Cubicle walls, a meeting room, the corridor, the office kitchen or the business park outside.

How to make one

  1. Pick Cubicle. The button on this page opens minipic.me with Cubicle already chosen.
  2. Add a selfie or a sentence. One face in good light, looking at the camera, works best. Or describe anyone (or anything) in a few words.
  3. Keep it. Download PNG or WebP from 64 to 1024 pixels, with the background kept or cut out to transparent, or tweak it ("add a red scarf").

Great for

  • Work chat and team profile pictures
  • Leaving cards and office in-jokes
  • LinkedIn posts that do not take themselves seriously
  • Team pages and staff directories with a wink
  • Group sets for the whole office

Questions

Will it still look like me?

Yes. It is a photograph of you, keeping your face, age, hair and glasses, re-shot under office lights with a mockumentary expression.

Can I do the whole team?

Yes. Draw each person in Cubicle and the set looks like the cast of one show. Only upload photos of colleagues who are happy for you to.

Is it free?

Your first two avatars are free, no card needed. After that, your first pack is $5 for 12 avatars, then packs start at $9 for 20, and credits never expire.

Do you keep my photo?

A photo you add to draw once is used for that drawing and not kept. Photos you save in People are kept privately until you delete them or your account.

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